Displayed inside a display cabinet on the elevated floor of the MCG is housed a electric pink ensemble donned by the entertainer. His performance in front of a massive crowd of fans was seen as a major hit.
You might not enjoy his music. Perhaps you believe he is the finest offering to music known to man. You might take a balanced view, acknowledging that some songs are belting while others are poor.
The central idea is that enjoyment can be delivered diversely. You like what you like. There is no one way to create music or even five-day cricket.
The Unrivalled Depth of Test Cricket
The traditional format boasts unrivalled depth. It is hard to think of another sport where the playing is so dependent on external factors.
The weather, the session, the ball – the factors are countless. Most important is the playing surface.
If the long game is a form of art, the strip is the foundation on which the athletes paint their masterpiece.
An Abstract Contest: The Fourth Test
The fourth Ashes Test between the two sides was the game deconstructed, the established format dismantled and reconstructed in an unusual manner.
Let's be clear, this isn't a endorsement of the wicket which produced a triumph and the second two-day Test of the series.
Leaving a thick layer on the wicket, causing 36 wickets being taken in less than two days, is not an even battle between batter and bowler.
A Rich Tapestry: The Core of Test Cricket
But any notion this was a diminished spectacle, one that should be footnoted as not a proper Test, is wide of the mark.
The long game is a rich tapestry, 2,615 parts and still growing. Sometimes, like in Melbourne, the ball behaves unpredictably for the pace bowlers. In contrast, it turns square on a dry surface. At other venues, the pitch is dead, other times it bounces unevenly.
The exciting finishes are all the more thrilling due to the patience devoted elsewhere.
Problem Solving: The Real Challenge
Specific conditions are accepted more easily than others.
The debate in at the MCG was that the balance was tipped too far towards the bowlers. That the best players were prevented from playing their natural game.
The format is about finding solutions – assessing the conditions and adapting effectively. The top two individual scores were made by recognized batters. One team committed more errors than the other, and thus were defeated.
Unbridled Joy: For Those Who Waited
Try telling the fans who have suffered years of defeat that this was not entertaining.
Among the crowd of the stadium, a sea of people waved their flags and created an atmosphere, generating a carnival vibe in a stronghold of Australian cricket.
There was optimism as the fielding side dominated, advantage when batters responded, and pure joy when the victory was secured.
Contrasting Examples: The Spectrum of Test Matches
The MCG has previous experience with controversial surfaces. Previously, a Test there featured a pitch with the excitement of a pulled Christmas cracker.
That match was a grind, with few wickets and slow play. This recent match and that previous match are diametrically opposed points of the spectrum – both are not perfect, yet significance can be found in both.
At this stage into the current series, it is the two-day matches that will remain iconic in the memory.
"It's not the demise of Test cricket at all," said a veteran. "Spectators who have been lucky enough to see these two days have been experienced some fantastic sport. Different entertainment."
Signs of Progress: A Glimmer of Hope
In the preparation to this Test, the captain talked like a man carrying the enormous pressure on his shoulders.
The team delivered for him, bringing back the smile to his face.
Different players performed with crucial roles. These are baby steps, hardly enough to guarantee long-term stability, but something to use as a platform.
At the very least, this Melbourne victory joins other historic performances in dead rubbers.
As the crowd slipped away into a glorious Melbourne evening, the squad assembled on the field to begin their own celebrations.
Celebrate the win, men. It's well deserved.